♥ the QUEEN and her BLING ♥

Jacelyn • Filed under: Personal • 5:12 pm • Comments(0)

I miss my Neopets account!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jacelyn • Filed under: School • 1:16 pm • Comments(0)

Woot just came back from school. I love my timetable!!!! Monday till 1pm only and Wed no school at all hee.. But there’s FYP to do and each lesson for the FYP is about 5 hours long.. boring.

Each week 25 hours of lessons, still can do. Hopefully can get a job then earn some extra allowance Gonna save up and maybe get another course to study after I graduate from this present course. Hmm what should I study? I love design. Maybe interior design, fashion design? o.O

Jacelyn • Filed under: Leisure, Nonsense • 1:02 pm • Comments(0)

Miss Universe Contest

The 3 finalists are Miss American, Miss Australia, and Miss Singapore. Now.. the judges are asking 3 questions to the finalists.

The 1st question is: “Name me an electrical appliance starting with the letter L.”
Miss American is as confident as ever, and replies straight away: “Lamp.”
The judges say good.
Miss Australia replies: “Light bulb.”
The judges say good.
Now Miss Singapore is not too sure. After thinking, she finally says: “Ladio.”
The judges say: “Sorry, radio doesn’t start with the letter L.”

Now the 2nd question: “Name me an animal starting with the letter L.”
Miss American says confidently: “Lion.”
The judges say good.
And Miss Australia says: “Leopard.”
The judges say good.
And now Miss Singapore isn’t too sure again. Finally she says: “Labbit.”
The judges say: “Sorry, rabbit doesn’t start with the letter L, and if you get the next question wrong, I’m afraid you are out of the contest.”

Now, the 3rd and last question: “Name me a fruit starting with the letter L.”
Miss American says: “Lime.”
The judges say well done.
Miss Australia says: “Lemon.”
The judges say well done.
Now Miss Singapore knows the answer for once. She is very confident that she would make it to the next round.
And she says: “LIEW LIAN.”

3 men and a turban

During the colonial days, three friends went together to apply for a job. The prospective employer was a cocky and nasty English manager. Ah Chong was the first to be interviewed.

Manager: I’m going to ask you three simple questions, ready..?
Ah Chong: Yes Sir
Manager: What will happen if I poke your left eye with my finger?
Ah Chong: I will become partially blind, Sir!
Manager: What will happen if I poke the other eye?
Ah Chong: I will become totally blind, Sir!
Manager: Very well, wait outside…Next!

As Ali was going into the room, Ah Chong told his friend, just answer “partially blind” and “blind” and you sure pass!

Manager: I’m going to ask you three simple questions, ready..?
Ali: Yes Sir
Manager: What will happen if I poke your left …?
Ali: I will become partially blind, Sir!
Manager: What will happen if I poke…?
Ali: I will become totally blind, Sir!
Manager: Very well, wait outside…Next!
Ali came out and told Singh that Ah Chong was right, just answer “partially blind” and “blind” and you sure pass!

However, the manager suspected something fishy and decided to change the questions…

Manager: I’m going to ask you three simple questions, ready..?
Singh: Yes Sir
Manager: What will happen if I cut off your left ear?
Singh: I will become partially blind, Sir!
Manager: What will happen if I cut off your other ear?
Singh: I will become totally blind, Sir!
Angry manager: Tell me how you’ll go blind if I cut off your ears?
Singh: If you cut my left ear, my turban will drop one side and cover my left eye. If you cut off my other ear, my whole turban will drop and cover my eyes completely……….

Jacelyn • Filed under: Nonsense • 11:48 pm • Comments(0)

Heh just came back from an outing with Eileen and Meanpin. Never went out with them during the holidays, finally got the chance hee.. Yeah we went to Orchard to have a walk. Too bad no $$$$$$ to buy the things I wanna buy

After that we went to Marina South to eat steamboat, got scalded by the stupid oil so pain.. And it’s so hot and stuffy But overall a nice dinner as I ate the most

We even saw this transsexual person so disgusting Wonder why these people must do such things. Yesterday even saw another one at Paradiz Centre. He was wearing this long red dress and a crown on his head, and holding a shiny shiny bag and gazing at the *ehhem* some gal things. Disgusting!! *yucks* Weird o.O

Tomorrow still have to go back to school at 9am for the Forward Module Registration thingy Don’t even know whether can I wake up on time, I’ve been sleeping at 3am these few days