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Jacelyn • Filed under: Nonsense • 9:24 am • Comments(5)

Things You Need to Know About Chinese Swordsman Movies

• Being the hero’s parents will always be unlucky and will usually be
  killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the hero will become an orphan.
• When a man is wounded and dying, he always manage to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and declared dead.
• Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across
  distances without any sweat. But when travelling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.
• The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have
  gold and silvers with them to pay for their dishes.
• The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter
  how big the country is and no matter where they are.
• Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down
  cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.
• They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and never drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold and silver ingots)

Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies

• A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.
• The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless
  they first perform a dance number in the rain.
• Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.
• Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100 people will appear from god-knows-where and join them in the dance.
• In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who he is up against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father and the judge is his uncle and so forth.
• Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!, Impossible!, Please forgive me!
• They drop down on the ground and roll and roll while singing and came out with different clothing.
• They can run around the coconut trees, singing, battling eyelids, and throwing glances at each other and change clothes all at the same time without being out of breath.

Adapted from Friendster. I had a good laugh

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Jacelyn • Filed under: Leisure, Ranting, Work • 1:38 am • Comments(3)

Was about this family who was preyed upon by a family of deformed hill people who have been mutated by nuclear testing performed by the government in their area. Seriously, I pity them. They will do anything to get what they want, even if by doing horrible acts of violence (murdering, eating the bodies, etc.)

I nearly cried out watching this movie. It’s too hurting and sadded (there’s no such word I know :p). Imagine watching your own husband/dad burnt alive?! And in order to save your baby, you have to endure the humiliation and get molested/raped by a monstrous fellow?! BAH! The amount of gore and vulgarities is worse than House of Wax. Do you know that throughout the whole movie, the most concerned thing for me would be the safety of the baby girl?? Yeah, she’s just too adorable to die in a horrible way!! Thank god she is safe at the end of the movie. AMEN! Overall, a very nice movie and storyline.

I hate my boss, seriously yes. I was talking on the phone at the corridor of my office this afternoon, and I think he saw me. During a discussion, he was asking me what happened earlier. I was thinking, “Who the hell does he think he is to ask about the content of my conversation?” Thus, I simply told him that I have some personal problems. And then he was like “Don’t bring your personal problems to work.” And gave me that F*** look. I was really pissed off, looking at that face of his and his disgusting bald head. Since when did I bring my personal problems to work? I did all my work on time and I wasn’t talking INSIDE the office? Like what the hell? Then he said “Here no need you already, go out.” And I merely went in for 5 mins. Fumed with rage!

And he’s very very weird. He’s always trying to joke with me, acting lame and funny. Apparently, he failed. Cos his jokes are NOT funny. Trying to act funny to the wrong person I told my colleague and she nearly laughed her head off, saying that I was very mean to say that. Well, it’s the truth what. Sorry eh boss, we just can’t click cos of the generation gap

Man, why are the ELDERS getting more and more ridiculous? Happy happy so nice to you. Buy food for you lah, praise you lah, teach you new things lah. Not happy start to lecture you, shout at you, backstab you. Menopause and mood-swing fashion nowadays huh?

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Jacelyn • Filed under: Personal • 10:01 am • Comments(7)

Remember the bitch whom I said that she stepped a kitten to death?

F***king bitch.. Will always remember how she looks like *puke* The rest of the pictures is history. They are like gross (not shown). But the kitten looks fake, yeah I really hope the one she stepped on is a fake one I heard that she’s wanted. I hope she gets convicted

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Jacelyn • Filed under: Nonsense • 7:09 pm • Comments(3)

1. You grew up watching He-man, Transformers, Silver hawk and Mickey Mouse. Not to forget, Ninja turtles and Smurfs too.

2. You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in Primary school during recess time. You will squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brush your teeth with a coloured mug. The teachers said you must brush each side10 times too.

3. You know what’s Bin(1) Fen(1) Ba (1) San(1) is all about.

4. You know what SBC stands for.

5. You were there when the first chinese serial, the Awakening was shown on TV.

6.Internet? What the hell is that? So you thought a decade or more ago.

7. You find your friends with pagers and handphone cool in Secondary school.

8. SBS buses used to be non-airconditioned. The bus seats are made of wood and the cushion is red.! The big red bell gives a loud BEEEP! when pressed.There are colourful tickets for TIBS buses. The conductor will check for tickets by using a machine which punches a hole on the ticket.

9. Your favourite actor and actress is Huang Wenyong and Xiangyun. Next is Lee Nanxing and Zoe Tay and the Aiyoyo woman.

10. You’ve probably read Young Generation magazine. You know who’s Vinny the little vampire and Acai the constable.

11. You were there when they first introduced MRT here. You went for the first ride with your parents and you would kneel on the seat to see the scenery.

12. Movie tickets used to cost only $3.50.

13. Gals are fascinated by Strawberry Short Cake and Barbie Dolls.

14. You learn to laugh like The Count in Sesame Street.

15. You longed to buy tibits called Kaka(20 cents per pack) and Ding Dang(50 cents per box), that had a toy in it and it changes every week not forgetting the 15 cents animal crackers and the ring pop, where the lollipop is the diamond on the ring.

16. You watched TV2(also known as Channel 10) cartoons because Channel 5 never had enough cartoons for you.

17. All that you know about Cantonese is from the Hong Kong serials you watched on TV2.

18. Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, The Three Investigators, Famous Five and Secret Seven are probably the thickest story books you ever thought you have read, even Sweet Valley High and Malory Towers.

19. Civics and Moral Education was “Hao3 Gong1 Min2″.

20. KFC used to be a high class restaurant that serve food in plates and let you use metal forks and knives.

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