Chinese Movies VS Indian Movies Wed, 29 March 06

Jacelyn • Filed under: Nonsense • 9:24 am • Comments(5)

Things You Need to Know About Chinese Swordsman Movies

  • Being the hero’s parents will always be unlucky and will usually be
    killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the hero will become an orphan.
  • When a man is wounded and dying, he always manage to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and declared dead.
  • Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across
    distances without any sweat. But when travelling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.
  • The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have
    gold and silvers with them to pay for their dishes.
  • The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter
    how big the country is and no matter where they are.
  • Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down
    cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.
  • They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and never drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold and silver ingots)

Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies

  • A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.
  • The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless
    they first perform a dance number in the rain.
  • Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.
  • Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100 people will appear from god-knows-where and join them in the dance.
  • In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who he is up against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father and the judge is his uncle and so forth.
  • Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!, Impossible!, Please forgive me!
  • They drop down on the ground and roll and roll while singing and came out with different clothing.
  • They can run around the coconut trees, singing, battling eyelids, and throwing glances at each other and change clothes all at the same time without being out of breath.

Adapted from Friendster. I had a good laugh :D

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