HP: Nothing you own is more personal than your computer.

Random J: That’s right, viewing videos and sorting my messy photos has never been easier. Best of all, it allows me to zoom in to a corner of my photo just by a simple touch and drag. Now Jenny’s gonna be muck by me for her semi-exposed sitting posture! (Evil laughter).

HP: And..

Random J: … And! Now i can simple enjoy the touch feature and forget about the mouse and keyboard. What’s more, the slim keyboard is so easily put aside when not in use!

Random J: The massive RAM and storage space is simply ideal for my gaming and video storage too…

Mum: (At the background) J! Time for dinner!

Random J: Hey mum! Do you wanna touch?!

HP: Get personal.

Random J: What will life be like with HP TouchSmart? (Let’s see if this machine will let the cat out.)

HP:

Random J: Hey, no worries man, i’m not trying to get some meat for the contest. Just trying to get more information about the product. (Giggles.)

HP: http://h20426.www2.hp.com/campaign/hpberlin/ap/en/touchsmart.html

Random J: Oh.. Okay. You know, i was trying to get more live demostrations about the sleek.. sexy.. modern touch.. like a more hands-on kinda experience? C’mon, you know…? (Man, this machine is hard to crack something out of it.)

HP: “The Computer as You’ve Never Felt It Before” (Machine voice.)

Random J: Oh man, i already know that, i just… you know, hope if i can get more hints to win the contest? (Dude! I’m really losing my patience now.)

HP:

Random J: GOD! GIMME SOMETHINGWILLYA!!

HP: “The HP TouchSmart IQ500 PC – Digital Lifestyle at the Touch of Your Fingertips!” (Machine voice again.)

Random J: THISISKILLINGME!OHGOSH,DIDIJUSTSMASHEDMYSPACEBAR?WhAt’SHaPpEnInGtOMyCaPsToO!

Random J: MuM!OnThELigHTS!ICAN’TSEEMYKEYS!

HP: “Features include: Low-profile wireless keyboard that is easily stowed away when not in use. HP Ambient Light to see the keyboard in the dark.” (Machine voice once again.)

Random J: DUDE,IKNOW!!!INEEDoNEoFthiSRigHTnoW!

Random J: (Clicking away.)

Random J: GOD!MYMOUSEISNOTReSPONDINGTOO!!

HP: “One-touch actions that makes personal computing simpler, quicker and more fun.”

{Silence}

Random J: “MUM!!! I NEED A HP TOUCHSMART! IT’S COMPULSORY FOR MY NEW SEMESTER!”

HP: The computer is personal again.